CATCOPTER $CATCOPTER · unbothered airframe mk I
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now boarding · altitude: yes

Infinite lift.
Zero interest.

CATCOPTER ($CATCOPTER), flying high with a face that refuses to care. The rotor works. The attitude doesn't.

catcopter.exe _□x
Pixel-art render of Catcopter, an orange cat-faced helicopter with an unimpressed expression, hovering against a plain sky.

A thin teal strip runs across the top like an old sim: square pixels, clipped caps, no excitement detected.

01

Status Panel

Altitude
Variable, rising on command
Rotor RPM
Increasing blur, all business
Vibe
Unbothered
Circular badge portrait of Catcopter framed by a bevelled grey and navy ring.

The numbers tick up, the attitude does not. Green LEDs flick on like, sure, okay.

02

Flight Plan

  1. 1 Backyard, hop the fence, ignore the dog.
  2. 2 Stratosphere, wave at satellites without waving.
  3. 3 Slightly Higher Backyard, identical view, higher disregard.
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Cutout illustration of Catcopter facing forward with a flat, unimpressed expression.
03

Flight Log (cycling)

Cutout illustration of Catcopter banking slightly, same unbothered face.
log.txt, printer feed_□x

cleared for whatever.

entered cloud; cloud unimpressed.

tailwind declined to comment.

altitude gained, emotions not found.

bored at 40,000 ft.

landing optional.

cleared for whatever.

entered cloud; cloud unimpressed.

tailwind declined to comment.

altitude gained, emotions not found.

bored at 40,000 ft.

landing optional.

04

Altitude Slider, The One Trick

Drag to throttle the sky. Clouds start strolling, then sprinting. Rotor smears into a tidy halo. Catcopter's face? Locked at default: not mad, not glad, airborne and over it.

Backdrop scene of a Catcopter helicopter flying over rooftops under a hazy sky, shown inside a bevelled window frame.
Altitude: 0 ft Vibe: unbothered

Note: expression not included in this control. It never changes.